Thursday, December 22, 2005
A Joke from Jamie: A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biochemistry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR,baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar ! and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."And the robot says... real slowly... "So... ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
A "Crappy" Gift: My boss was given a TOILET for Christmas...well, actually some disadvantaged people were given a toilet to keep them healthy and safe. Oxfam has an opportunity to "give a toilet". The ackowledgement card that was sent to my boss is hilarious. What a great idea!
Giving Back: This past weekend I particpated in my sixth Christmas in the City event, this time as a Shleter Captain. CITC is an organization with one purpose: to host an annual holiday party for children and their families in greater Boston who are homeless, or living in transitional programs. Over 2800 kids and 1200 parents attended this year. Highlights include more chicken nuggets and juice than you have ever seen in one place, Winter Wonderland (complete with pony rides, fire fighters and graham cracker houses), individually selected gifts for every child, HUGE smiles and laughter, and of course, the feeling of utter exhaustion at the end of the day! Several colleagues, my brother, and others joined me in bringing holiday joy to 50 children and their parents. It was a fabulous (and exhausting) day. Although I could never do this every day, it is one of the highlights of my year. To read more about the event, read this or this (scroll down and click on Pictures of Christmas in the City) or
Friday, December 16, 2005
Randal Wins! (At Least the Apprentice): After a long, fun night staffing the MIT event about the Apprentice, Randal got the job! We had over 700 students and alumni come to cheer on Randal, TV crews, and a lot of fun (but a late night...didn't get home till close to midnight). The show was great...except maybe the last 3 minutes when the classy, smart Randal made some fairly jackass comments. But overall, the event, and the alum are a huge success.
Thursday, December 15, 2005
LIMITED TIME OFFER: Check out the MIT home page today (if changes daily) to see a promo for our very own Randall Pinkett on The Apprentice tonight! Randall is one of the two finalist on the show tonight...and I will be working from 9:00-11:00 tonight as he fights for a job with Trump. (a questionable thing to fight for if you ask me but...)
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Shaker Heights' Efforts in No Child Left Behind: (thanks to Marsh for this one) My home town, location of the first racially planned community , and a place of inconsitent but better than most places efforts to address racial issues, is in the news. The article is called "How One Suburb's Black Student Gain"...a lot being done well, so much more to do!
Single, and Not Unhappy. Amazing!: A fantastic article about the phenomenon of being single...and happy... all at the same time. (thanks to Em for sending the article) Of course, I wish (really wish) that I was in a loving, committed relationship, but the lack of such a relationship does not render me miserable...something that some people find astonishing, or incomprehensible. In her book, E. Kay Trimberger says that happy single women need "six supports for crafting a satisfying single life: fulfilling work, connections to the next generation, a home; intimate relationships with a network of friends and extended family, a community and acceptance of your sexuality" I am so immensely blessed that I have all six in huge amounts. The article is really quite interesting...and I can't wait until the day I can say it is interesting in regard to my single friends and not me.
Monday, December 12, 2005
Redheads in the News: Thanks to my brother (another redhead) for this newsy item about redheads. Apparently it has been discovered that there is a gene that is linked both to red hair coloring and to higher levels of pain tolerance. The research showed that redheads can withstand up to 25 percent more pain than their blond and brunet peers do before saying "stop."
Friday, December 02, 2005
So MIT: Leave it to MIT to do a video game solicitation! (Feel free to make a gift at the end if you want!)
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