Had to Share the Whole Damn Thing: The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on ChildSupport Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. Or putting it another way..... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. (so they say..amusing even if they are made up)
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A wasfathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the fatherof child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I wasbeing sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I canprovide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the partyif this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She wasconceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sexwith a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so goodthat I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can yousend me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives aBMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see ifhe's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I amawaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conceptionwas immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me thatto do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmicimplications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you andright by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look thesame to me.
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was alsoborned at the same time....well I don't have a clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at DisneyWorld; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I rememberfor sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in theevening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than goingto the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remainedunfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after allwhen you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.