No Wonder I Became a Sex Educator: My parents send me sex jokes...Here is a selection...
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ---Woody Allen
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."-- Sharon Stone
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." --Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." --Robin Williams
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." --George Burn