Wednesday, June 09, 2004
Story #1 in the Crass Grandma School of Humor: (I would never know of such a woman! eh hem!) The wife of the reunion chair had me laughing, and blushing, through much of the weekend. On Friday night, the entire group went to Quincy, to a restaurant right on the water. There was an absolutely beautiful sunset, which everyone was talking about. As the evening progressed, things got sillier and sillier. This woman, call her Ruth, was walking around singing songs about sunsets, encouraging the rest of us to join in. She came over to my table of 10 and asked us all to "pay her back because she paid $10,000 for this sunset". Then she asked us to all look out the window and hold hands. After well all obliged, she told us to gaze out at the sunset because what we were witnessing was a "sunset orgasm". She repeated this several times, reminding us that "this type of orgasm doesn't come very often" so we better cherish it. I love it!
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